The hardest I've laughed so far today...
So I e-mailed a friend (who shall remain nameless but probably pretty obvious) today about my Florida trip this weekend. This was her response:
"[I hate] you because you're going on vacation, because you're going someplace warm and sunny, and because you're doing it with a boy you like that likes you back. Whore! "

It's comments like these that truly deepen the affection I have for this girl in my heart. Seriously :)

Florida countdown: 1 day, 4 hours, 25 minutes