Stay calm...
Yesterday this man walked into the shop to have a few things framed. No problem. I'm doing the layout, all the while thinking, "hmm...he looks familiar...how do I know him?" He's kind of shifty-eyed, with a little bit of a twitch. And then he gives me his name. And it hits me. Oh my God. He used to be my GYNECOLOGIST. I only went to him a couple of times, but still. I suddenly started guarding my speech, making sure I didn't say anything that would make him recognize me as a former patient. Like he actually would. Luckily, he left without incident.

I don't know. It was just uncomfortable. All I know is that for some reason I really had to pee once he left...