I am buff.
OK, not really. But I am sore. And slightly scraped up on my legs. I carried 30 12-inch square cement blocks and arranged them into a walkway in part of Jim's backyeard while helping him yesterday. I think they weigh about 25 lbs a piece. That's 750 lbs. Oh yeah...

Don't have sex on me.
Yeah, and I had a little issue with these two flies that thought it was mating season that kept landing on me while I was transporting these blocks...

And I have to mention...
What my boss said to my co-worker the other day:
"Well aren't you a smart little turd. Who shit you?"

I laughed. A lot.