This is why I don't try new things.
So I decided to try something new with my hair. Instead of blow-drying it straight, I used gel and hair spray to bring out it's natural wave. Then I took a bandana and folded it to use as a kind of head-band. The following conversation resulted at work:

Me: I was trying to look cute like Sarah but instead I look like Axl Rose.
Sarah: You're much prettier than him.
Me: That doesn't take much.

Did I mention that Jim was chasing me around his house offering to give me a dollar if I would sing the first few lines to "Paradise City"? Whatever. I wouldn't embarrass myself like that.

It would take at least $20.00.