A little protein never hurt anyone...
So this morning I decided to have a little breakfast before leaving for work. I went and got the cereal (Honey bunches of Oats), poured some into my bowl, poured some milk in, sat down at the table with my parents, and took a big bite. It was about two crunches into the chewing process that I looked down into my bowl. The following thought took place:

"Hmm. What are those little black spec--WTF?"

This thought was followed by me powerfully emptying my mouth of any and every morsel or speck of food.

That's right kids, my cereal was filled with ants.