Cinco de Mayo
I, unlike many of my peers, will not be getting drunk tonight or any night this weekend. To those who choose to, I have one request: Please, please don't drive. Thank you.

Just for Aimee
Since you will be bored sans our e-mailing tommorrow, I offer the following sites:
Engrish.com
Pigalator (thanks, Danielle!)
InkLink

Florida countdown: 20 minutes, or however long it takes Jim to get here and pick me up.

I promise to have fun, be good, and stay away from sharks. Until Monday, then...