I love my nephew...

Nolynn and I were sitting on the front porch swing together a few days ago, and his arm happened to brush up against my leg.
Nolynn: (reacting in horror as he grabs his arm) Your leg has spikes on it!
Erin: That's just leg hair. I haven't shaved in a few days.
Nolynn: (long pause while looking at my leg)...gross.

Yes, I know. I'm hideous.