She's taunting me...
So a few days ago my mom hands me this cute pair of shamrock-covered socks - made in Thailand. Very funny, mom. But that is not my point. As I was taking the tag off, I took a second to read it and the care instructions were as follows:

Machine wash warm only.

Do not bleach.

Tumble dry low.

Do not iron.

...Who the crap irons socks?