Bottle talk

Me: "OK, if you're making a six ounce bottle, you measure it in the bottle and then pour it into the glass and heat it for 27 seconds.  If you're heating eight ounces, it's 30 seconds, unless the bottle was in the refrigerator, and then you add one second for six ounces and two for eight to make up for the cooling effect the bottle will have on the warm milk when it's poured into it."

Jim: (looking at me mockingly)

Me: "Sheldon would understand."